"I dropped my guard for a minute, because I like the smell of growing things…" - James T. Kirk, “The Apple”
“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.
She is not happy.”
I’ve given up trying to make them normal.
ok and now there’s another one
i didnt know the beatles could become so many words
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.
Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses.
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.
it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla
Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.
can you tell im bored because im just filling them all out1. What is you middle name?Bates
2. How old are you?fuckin old man (17)
3. What is your birthday?march the twelfth4. What is your zodiac sign?pisces
5. What is your favorite color?red
6. What’s your lucky number?thirteen
7. Do you have any pets?1 dog and 2 hamsters
8. Where are you from?hk
9. How tall are you?not tall at all like 5’4 or something
10. What shoe size are you?39-40
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?like 5
12. What was your last dream about?something like dying in a plane crash which was weird cause i was on a plane
13. What talents do you have?i can…. read really fast…..
14. Are you psychic in any way?lmao no
15. Favorite song?i have artifice by sohn on repeat on my phone for a week so i think that’s my fave at the moment
16. Favorite movie?IDK I LOVE A LOT OF MOVIES LIKE STAR WARS AND RUSH AND LIKE IDK EVERYTHING17. Who would be your ideal partner?i don’t really want one but probably someone who isn’t an asshole y’know18. Do you want children?hell no, eww
19. Do you want a church wedding?no; marriage is not on my list of things to do
20. Are you religious?nah
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?not for anything serious
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?no
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?i met some authors i guess
24. Baths or showers?showers
25. What color socks are you wearing?invisible ones (i’m not wearing socks, it’s summer which equals sandal time)
26. Have you ever been famous?haha no
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?nah
28. What type of music do you like?lots, i don’t have a specific favorite genre (electronic music is great though)
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?no
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?1
31. What position do you usually sleep in?'boneless jello' kind of position
32. How big is your house?not that big? i don’t know exactly
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?cereal
34. Have you ever fired a gun?PAINTBALL gun
35. Have you ever tried archery?yeah i fuckin suck though
36. Favorite clean word?don’t have a favorite word tbh
37. Favorite swear word?fuck or shit can’t decide
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?like at least 48 hours (hell yeah transatlantic 14-hour plane flights)39. Do you have any scars?yes
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?maybe but probably not who would admire me
41. Are you a good liar?supposedly
42. Are you a good judge of character?no
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?noooo
44. Do you have a strong accent?nah it’s a neutral american accent i think very commonplace
45. What is your favorite accent???? no
46. What is your personality type?INTJ/ISTJ
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?probably a jacket from L.L.Bean (but those jackets are really nice)
48. Can you curl your tongue?yes but not into the 3 leaf clover shape, just into a circle
49. Are you an innie or an outie?outie
50. Left or right handed?mostly left handed but some sports (golf etc) right handed
51. Are you scared of spiders?uGH YEAH
52. Favorite food?artichokes with butter
53. Favorite foreign food?what counts as foreign food?? well since i’m ‘usa’ nationality then i’ll say liang pi is my fave (it’s like, a tasteless jelly made from mung beans that is served cold and you can put it with cucumbers and salad dressing which is SO TASTY)
54. Are you a clean or messy person?Messy.
55. Most used phrase???? idk
56. Most used word?no idea seriously
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?depends if i actually make an effort with my appearance
58. Do you have much of an ego?possibly
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?i usually bite them unless i exercise extreme willpower
60. Do you talk to yourself?yep
61. Do you sing to yourself?sometimes but rarely
62. Are you a good singer?probably not i mean i sang for a band with my friends before but i don’t understand where the courage to do that came from since i probably suck
63. Biggest Fear?drowning in a giant pit of worms
64. Are you a gossip?probably not65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?argo, holy shit that was dramatic
66. Do you like long or short hair?eh no preference
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?hAHHA PROBABLY NOT
68. Favorite school subject?english or physics
69. Extrovert or Introvert?introvert, mostly
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?nope it does sound kinda fun though
71. What makes you nervous?e v e r y t h i n g
72. Are you scared of the dark?sometimes like if it’s not 100% dark and i see things my brain just decides ‘well that dark shadow could be like a supernatural creature/axe murderer about to kill you’ which is like what the fuKC and also if i’ve just watched/read something scary my brain becomes more of a wimp in the dark
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?usually (sorry to anyone who uses bad grammar because i can’t help calling it out which must be so irritating)
74. Are you ticklish?yes but i have fastish reflexes so i’ll like punch someone if they start tickling so most people don’t
75. Have you ever started a rumor?no
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?well like group leader in school projects i guess
77. Have you ever drank underage?well i had the thing that’s like half beer half sprite in england but my dad kind of bought that for me so it is legal i think
78. Have you ever done drugs?no
79. Who was your first real crush?eh i don’t think i really crush on people
80. How many piercings do you have?normal ear piercing
81. Can you roll your Rs?”yes
82. How fast can you type?relatively quick considering i type with two fingers (i KNOW how to type properly but i’m soooo slow and not bothered)83. How fast can you run?i am mediocre at sprinting and then i can run long distance very slowly like 7 minutes per km if im lucky lmao i suck
84. What color is your hair?nondescript brown
85. What color is your eyes?also nondescript brown86. What are you allergic to?nothing (that i am aware of at least)! i can eat everything yay
87. Do you keep a journal?no, i used to on holidays when my parents forced me to but i don’t anymore (i should, though)
88. What do your parents do?idk accounting or something like that
89. Do you like your age?no because fuKcNG COLLEGE APPLICATIONS ARE APPROACHING
90. What makes you angry?asshole people, people nagging/putting me down, myself (when i do badly/procrastinate/etc), blahblahblah and lots more
91. Do you like your own name?well yeah it’s alright
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?no i have ocs though
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?neither
94. What are you strengths?…… idk i can procrastinate pretty well
95. What are your weaknesses?tooth pain (like when the dentist pokes your gums and stuff) and period cramps
96. How did you get your name?idk maybe it was some ancestor’s name (i know my middle name was from great great great something grandparent)
97. Were your ancestors royalty?lmao probably not but some of them were moderately famous like john singer sargent the artist98. Do you have any scars?yea
99. Color of your bedspread?white with red polka dots and vice versa on the opposite side
100. Color of your room?red!
GUESS WHO WATCHED THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIES AGAIN
IT WAS ME (And my sister)
First official look at Steve Rogers and Thor in Age of Ultron.
Remember, if the time should come, when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.
Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like