And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
I don’t know which one of these I want the most….
Not going to like a big part of me wants this in my life
Monty Python ~ The Spanish Inquisition
Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.
Anakin, you’re my brother and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks.
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do.
#how the fuck do people think hayden can’t act#LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE#look at him trying to convince himself that he’s doing the right thing#ugh the blocking of this scene kills me#because anakin can’t look at obi-wan#he knows that if they’re looking at each other they might waver#that obi-wan might see the hesitation on his face#he turns his back on obi-wan and padme which on the one hand is a not so subtle metaphor#but in practical terms it’s really god damn stupid?#because he knows just how dangerous obi-wan is#that little half-turn of his head at ‘if you’re not with me then you’re my enemy’#like he ALMOST HOPES#he almost has to look but he stops himself just in time#like it comes so close to anakin trying to convince him but he stops#we almost got the seduction of obi-wan kenobi ugh why didn’t we#oh wait I know why the same reason we never got it from dooku or ventress or anyone else#because it’s easier to say that obi-wan wouldn’t be tempted than to actually show him being so#UGH#I always find it so interesting that while anakin makes the first move it’s actually obi-wan who ignites his blade first#which might actually be obi-wan admitting to himself that if anakin keeps talking he might just be tempted#so he’s like WOW GOTTA STOP THAT BEFORE IT GETS TOO BAD#but it’s also him going jedi jedi jedi gotta do the jedi thing WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS#ugh look at anakin’s face when he hears the lightsaber ignite#the way his head slumps forward#ugh I just have a lot of feelings#tag commentary#star wars#show me a hero and I’ll write you a tragedy#we are the ones who will never die young#SORRY SORRY I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS
THIS. ALL OF THIS
Things I Should Be Doing
- so many
Things I Am Not Currently Doing
- any of that